Episode Transcript 1 Help Wanted: Reef Blower: Tea at the Treedome: 2 Bubblestand: Ripped Pants: 3 Jellyfishing: Plankton! The door opens, but the first thing Squidward sees is Gary on SpongeBob's head. [But SpongeBob is not fine. Nick Gamer. Squidward: Come on, eat! ), Squidward: AAAAH! Squidward: Oh, just checking up on old Gary for you. Squidward! SpongeBob checks his watch and sits on a chair and takes out the newspaper to read. (snail plasma shot in SpongeBob’s nose). SpongeBob: Now, you won't forget my instructions, will you? … Gary crawls up to SpongeBob and spits out the ball), SpongeBob: Huh? (SpongeBob squeezes in from under the door), SpongeBob: Meow! Let me show you a little bit about snail care. SpongeBob: Meow! (walks off), SpongeBob: I guess we can’t go away this weekend after all, Patrick. SpongeBob: Actually, a three day weekend. No SpongeBob, no Patrick, nothing but me, me, me. I Was a Teenage Gary This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, " I Was a Teenage Gary " from season 1, which aired on October 28, 1999. those new new new shoes. Pages in category "Transcript" The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 266 total. Soon Gary is going faster than he is.] (runs inside the pineapple where Gary is old and withered on the floor. Squidward: I changed my mind. The bus is here! SpongeBob: Let me show you how to feed him. Morning arrives, the rooster crows and SpongeBob is asleep in the chair. Flying Dutchman(debut) 7. Everyone else at the party 11. He made Squidward keep changing the channel. However, SpongeBob and Patrick keep asking him questions about the hot clarinet player channel. SpongeBob: Squidward, could you watch Gary this weekend? Meow. [Patrick comes through the door] There are very large cans of snail food with the words \"morning,\" \"afternoon\" and \"night\" written on them so that Squidwar… Outside, his house is bouncing from side to side until its flipped on its side completely. Patrick: Don’t feel bad, Squidward. However, Squidward neglects him and Gary falls sick. Patrick: Don't feel bad, Squidward. Squidward's sunburn drains) Ahh, the snail! [SpongeBob begins to walk out of the kitchen. SpongeBob: Meow [G], meow [B♭], meow [C], meow [B♭], meow [G] . Squidward: Aww, SpongeBob, I don't want to do... [Gary moans and coughs badly] Title card is shown, title jumps on, and a snail trail follows at the end of the title card showing. He likes it so he eats all of it. I can’t go, I don’t have anyone to take care of Gary! Squidward: [comes out with shorts on and his nose with sunscreen on it and a chair. SpongeBob: Squidward! SpongeBob checks his watch and goes sits on a chair and takes out the newspaper to read. Video Transcript. Squidward: Meow [B♭], meow [C], meow [A], meow [G], meow [A], meow [F] . SpongeBob: [sticks the key in the hole and opens the door] Gary! SpongeBob: Meow! Jellyfishing! Everything is broken and torn inside. Mrs. List of episode transcripts [now SpongeBob, Squidward, and Gary are on a fence singing "Blow the Man Down"] Jellyfishing! [Squidward stops] I’m fine. When one of SpongeBob's hands got sucked back into his body, he said "That's okay, I am a lefty anyway." N/A SpongeBob: Not 'a' Gary...Gary. (Squidward tries to give Gary the shot but SpongeBob pulls him away) Wait, that's too hard. I Was a Teenage Gary: Squidward reluctantly agrees to take care of SpongeBob’s pet snail, Gary, for a few days while SpongeBob is out of town. What’s wrong? Squidward is now faced with taking care of both Gary, and the impossible SpongeSnail. This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 18:54. No-i hold I never see another again. Squidward has to decide about the food] Ohh... Great! (Squidward runs up and down his ceiling while SpongeBob keeps meowing at him. [Gary crawls to SpongeBob, still old and wrinkly] I can always count on you. [Gary climbs up on SpongeBob, purring and tickling him] Ha, ha! (hands the shot to SpongeBob), Doctor: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you ready? (Squidward sees Gary through the window. He is wearing pajamas] Will you clam up?! [There's a knock on the door. Squidward: Yuck. This theory came about because of the wipe transition which is used to cut from Squidward being injected with the snail plasma to Spongebob, Squidward and Gary on a fence as snails. Knight Squad. D&D Beyond SpongeBob: (Gary is … SpongeBob: What a great friend you are, Squidward. Dr. Gill Gilliam: Therefore, a shot of snail plasma must be carefully administered. SpongeBob SquarePants 2. Realizing that he will not be able to take Sidney, Mako leaves Sidney in Brian's responsibility. At that be as if I didn't already know Spongebob, I already told you you you're … Gary: [jumps up] Meow! (takes Gary off his wheel) We don’t want you getting too thin. Squidward screams and runs through his door, SpongeBob meows, Squidward runs up and down his ceiling, screaming and mumbling, while SpongeBob keeps meowing at him. Squidward: [in his bed with his clarinet] I hope I never see another snail again. Kids' Choice Awards 2020. I'm okay with that I'm fine. SpongeBob takes Squidward around his house, telling him that he will have to feed Gary for three days. (burps) Meow. Are you ready? Squidward: As in, not here for three days? Are you ready? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "I Was a Teenage Gary" from Season 1, which aired on October 28, 1999. Goodbye. Episode Information: General: Spin-Off Spongey Guy Season №: 1 Episode №: 10a Airdate: 9/28/19 Running time: 11min 36sec Sister episode(s): Roller Cheeks Credits: Guest(s): Lin-Manual Miranda as Play Director Writer(s): Joe Liss Storyboard Artist(s): C.H Greenblatt Supervising Producer: Vincent Waller Animation Supervisor: Andrew Overtoom Main: Aaron Springer Storyboard: … Squidward: I'm telling you, it's all in your head. Then, his eyes bulge out even farther than before, and it looks very unnatural. Patrick: The bus is here! You need to take Gary for a walk... (SpongeBob explains the daily routine with Gary but Squidward is thinking of how much fun he'll have with SpongeBob & Patrick away). You've gotta finish this food! Squidward: As in, not here for three days? Previous Squidward: I changed my mind. October 28, 1999See more... May 4, 2000 September 11, 2002 July 17, 2008 Character Gallery Add a photo to this gallery. Squidward: (greets SpongeBob with a head full of Gary's food that he ate) Hi, SpongeBob. [He looks up at Gary who's still crawling all over him trying to tickle him] I can't go; I don't have anyone to take care of Gary! However, a cement truck loader carries him and the truck … (his body shortens up like a snail) Ahh, I take it back, Gary. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Jellyfishing! He's my pet snail. " I Was a Teenage Gary " List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Scaredy Pants " from season one, which aired on October 28, 1999. SpongeBob: Gary. Squidward: Well, I don’t. Pages in category "Episode Transcripts/Season 1" The following 40 pages are in this category, out of 40 total. (takes Gary off his wheel) We don’t want you getting too thin. When Squidward’s negligence causes Gary to become ill, SpongeBob accidentally takes a dose of the snail medicine, which causes SpongeBob to turn into a snail. Squidward: So, uhh, well, see you. Transcript. Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Then walks to Gary with the empty bowl). D&D Beyond (takes the shot), SpongeBob: Now, don’t hurt him, Squidward. Back Episode Transcript Next Episode Transcript Scaredy Pants: SB-129: Episode Article: I Was a Teenage Gary. (Gary crawls to his water bowl to get a drink), SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, you’re better! Jellyfishing! SpongeBob: [Gary is on his exercise wheel] Exercise time is over, Gary. I feel tip-top! Finally, he gives up his TV time to watch his favorite Clarinet player to his most dismayed neighbors and go ride his bicycle. It involves Phineas' dad, Mr. Fletcher, having his imagination sucked away and the O.W.C.A. Am I cracking up? Squidward: [pushing SpongeBob out of the house] Well, time to go. [holds up a green, squishy ball] Here, boy. Please remove this template when finished. Squidward, something's wrong with Gary! Squidward: Sure it's enough? Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Squidward: Uh-oh! SpongeBob:  [in so much pain that he is barely comprehensible] Yyyyyy-yyyooooou'll see. [SpongeBob sluggishly walks into the bathroom, and Gary follows him. (Gary is drooling a lot). Something is wrong with meeeee [he loses the ability to talk and completes his snail transformation] ow! [Gary crawls to his water bowl to get a drink. Squidward: (pushing SpongeBob out of the house) Well, time to go. Invader Zim. Squidward runs after him). School of Rock. After drinking the water, he gargles, clears his throat, and meows normally again.] SpongeBob: (Gary is on his exercise wheel) Exercise time is over, Gary. I'm too squeamish. (opens a cabinet with a bunch of barrels of Gary's food) The cans are all marked, a can in the morning and a can at night. (throws the food at Gary trying to get him to eat it) Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. For a better-formatted list of episode transcripts from this season, see List of transcripts/season 1. Squidward: Meow [C], me- [D] Ommf! Squidward: None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail! SpongeBob: That was this weekend? [Squidward puts more boards on his window, but SpongeBob squeezes through the boards holes] Meow. Jellyfishing! SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Jellyfishing! [runs inside the pineapple where Gary is old and withered on the floor. (Squid swallows all the food). (holds up a green, squishy ball) Here, boy. Squidward: (comes out with shorts on and his nose with sunscreen on it and a chair. So long, losers! (runs back inside shutting the door). I'm home! SpongeBob: Oh, Gary, you're better! Something is wrong with meeeeeow! Squidward runs after him] U.S. viewers (millions): 1 Summery 2 Plot 3 Trivia 4 Transcript Mako accidentally transforms into a seal after being injected with seal plasma. It’s all in my head. SpongeBob: [Gary is on his exercise wheel] Exercise time is over, Gary. (bus drives off) Jellyfishing! (rewind himself) You mean, if I watch Gary, you guys will be gone all weekend? Squidward: Right, yeah, right. Airdate: Squidward, something’s wrong with Gary! D&D Beyond Squidward: SpongeBob? I worry too much. Hans(… (crashes through the wall and through the bus leaving his starfish shape through each hole) C’mon, SpongeBob! In the Filipino dub of the episode, the time card shown "3 Days Later" (in English) is … You actually care for that thing? 013b - I Was a Teenage Gary SpongeBob and Patrick are all set to leave for the jellyfishing convention in Ukelele Bottom that weekend. You can help the SpongeBob Galaxy Wiki by adding more images. Fetch! [SpongeBob gets his house key out. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. [grunts and strains as his hand and arm slowly retract into his sleeve, which then pops off and bounces away] That's okay, I'm a lefty anyway! Gary got off the excerise wheel and plays fetch with a green squishy pet ball on the couch. No SpongeBob, no Patrick, nothing but me, me, me. Later, the doctor's snail-mobile is in front of the pineapple). Squidward sits up, but is injected with the snail plasma through his nose] Squidward: Right, yeah, right. SpongeBob is now a fully breaded snail.] (throws it away) Ok, ok, ok, ok, get it together, Squidward. (doctor leaves. Sandy Cheeks 5. Morning arrives and SpongeBob is asleep in the chair. Halloween. [picks up the snail plasma shot] It's all your fault. Gary, what's happened to you? [boot knocks him off the fence] 13b Here we go. (Squidward screams and runs into his closet), Squidward: None of this would be happening if I’d only fed the snail! Here you go. I Was A Teenage Gary - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts Written by Steve Fonti, Chris Mitchell and Mr. Lawrence Spongebob: (Gary is on his excerise wheel) Exercise time is over, Gary. Squidward: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Get somebody else. (Picks up the squishy petball) Here little guys! You're fine. Meow. I'm a lefty anyway, anyway, anyway. Jellyfishing! It's all in my head. Squidward: SpongeBob? SpongeBob: That was this weekend? Eat! Gary caught the pet ball on his mouth while on the couch while Lary comes slithering to Gary on the couch. Mako takes Brian around his … SpongeBob: [laughs nervously] Ha! Realizing that he will not be able to take Gary, SpongeBob leaves Gary in Squidward's responsibility. So, you hungry? Dr. Gill Gilliam: This is definitely a snail. SpongeBob:  Look at me. Dr. Gill Gilliam: Yes, yes, it's just as I thought. I am Frankie. [throws a boot] His eyes bug out of his head, causing him to yell. (yelps while his body goes into transformation) I’m ok, Squidward said I’m fine! (Squidward screams and runs through his door) Meow. [Squidward frowns ‘cause he can't leave. Characters. Squidward's sunburn drains] [screams] The snail! Squidward: [screams and runs back inside shutting the door] I’m squeamish too. Fish/Hammer/Grappling Hook -- When Skipper is making him regurgitate things in order to escape. Squidward sits up but is injected with the snail plasma through his nose) Uh-oh! SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward. Many of you may know about the alleged deleted scene from the episode "I Was A Teenage Gary" which is said to feature Squidward transforming into a snail. Big Time Rush. [hugs him] Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. Don't want to be late. Squidward has to decide about the food) Ohh... SpongeBob: (sticks the key in the hole and opens the door) Gary! "I Was a Teenage Gary" Edgar Larrazabal: Written by : Steve Fonti, Chris Mitchell, and Mr. Lawrence Storyboarded by : Steve Fonti (director) & Chris Mitchell: October 28, 1999 () 2515-117: N/A: SpongeBob trusts Squidward to take good care of Gary while he goes to a jellyfishing convention. Patrick Star 3. As if I didn't already know. I I don't don't have have to to to buy buy buy those those those. Crash The Bash. 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