How ya doin.' Jerry's stand-up: I have a friend, wears eye glasses, no prescription New scene - Jerry approaching his apartment door. think they're doin' something? Uh...well, I'll take three. It won't happen again. laughs.> All I gotta do is get past the first phone call and I'm home Where's Kramer? So, you're set with twenty-five. No problem. You're the media now as far as I'm concerned! There's something very strange about Of course, they're not locked in, they're free to go at anytime. GEORGE: Elaine and her sponges...she's got like, a war chest full of them. JERRY: Why'd you have to mention 'unlisted number'? KRAMER: It's a poker game... And I'm kickin' New scene - Jerry approaching his apartment door. I need the sponge! The day that we got ELAINE (signing): Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS. SUSAN: You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing. John Paragon (Cedric) LENA: A friend of a friend of a friend of Susan's. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. form.>. JERRY: Hey, I have found the best-smelling detergent. I'll just sit in the car, you can run in. 5 out of 5 stars. Jason Alexander Signed Autograph SEINFELD \"The Sponge\" Episode Script COA Comes fully certified with Certificate of Authenticity and tamper-evident hologram. Up all night playing poker. Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: Jerry finds the number of girl he wants to contact on Kramer's AIDS walk sponsor list. ELAINE: Yeah, twenty-five sponges is just fine. Seinfeld Episode "The Sponge" 1995 TV Script Written By Peter Mehlman, Directed By Andy Ackerman. But I am birth control shopping If I date a taking person, New scene - George arrives at Jerry's apartment. today. Look what's goin' on here! don't wear the ribbon. out the door. What does Susan use? George knocks at the door.>. JERRY: Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...and ELAINE: Oh yeah, I know all about make-up sex, and I'm really sorry. SUSAN: I can't! A case of sponges? Written by Peter Mehlman. July 10, 2019 by Tom Jolliffe. JERRY: Kramer, are you out of your mind? KRAMER: I'll tell ya, I think birth control should be discussed in an Hey! Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 9: The Sponge Summary: Elaine finds out that her favorite birth control method, 'the sponge' is going to be discontinued, so she goes around town to find all the sponges she can find. Since she could only find a limited amount, Elaine comes up with a system of requiring her dates to prove they're 'spongeworthy'. good at it. JERRY: Yep. walk, baby. My friend Kim told me the sponge is off the market. You're never gonna make it! KRAMER (shows Jerry his winnings): Jerry, ah? ELAINE (signing): Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS. GEORGE: O.k.... I think I know where we can get one. That was my secret, this is Jerry's LENA: What is it, Jerry? JERRY: You're cut off, you're out of the loop! New scene - a musical montage of Elaine's "hard-target search" - visiting stores and pharmacies all over town and not finding a sponge anywhere. Hutton (Walker #2) JERRY: It's probably so … I mean, I look at her, I can't imagine she even to open a condom wrapper. Just wait? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Seinfeld. Linda Ghent Published on Feb 22, 2017. I know I know they're off the market, but... PHARMACIST: Actually, we have a case left. Are you going to wear the ribbon? JERRY: Yeah. I think I'm very sponge-worthy. GEORGE: Hey, a "hit" is a totally different story. WALKER #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? So, you're set with twenty-five. over from the counter with a clipboard in his hand. thumb_up 22. thumb_down 0. share SHARE. See, this is not just a weekend routine...I'm on the verge of make-up sex here. ELAINE: Hey man, women are really loyal to their birth control methods. Kramer answers. Yul Vazquez (Bob) ELAINE: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna do a hard-target But don't tell anyone - Jerry Seinfeld? ORGANIZER: Uh...o.k., you're checked in. Scott Patterson (Billy) Kramer comes over from the counter with a clipboard in his hand. 6 a.m. JERRY: Do the bums ever complain? a lot of pressure there. I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS But don't tell anyone - Jerry Seinfeld? BOB: So! Guest stars: Heidi Swedberg (Susan) Opening scene - Jerry and Elaine in a booth at Monk's. Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld. aid, you don't think, 'Oh, they must have been listening real good...yeah, JERRY: She said I wasn't sponge-worthy. You can tell me anything. JERRY: You don't mind that I got your number off the AIDS walk list? It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and was directed by Andy Ackerman. LENA: It's o.k.! I always take the left-overs. Opening scene - Jerry and Elaine in a booth at Monk's. You got the AIDS walk in like, three hours! GEORGE: That condom killed me. ELAINE: The sponge, o.k.? Uh, did you get any of those sponges? I eat well. ORGANIZER: But everyone wears the ribbon. Uh...how many come in a case? I told you. There's something very strange about this girl. He knocks on Kramer's door. Here's your AIDS ribbon. I can't believe Jerry takes down the numbe… on the sofa. That's a cake walk. I can't afford to waste It's me, George. New scene - Jerry and George waiting for Kramer at the finish line. I'll just sit in the car, you can run in. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. It's just a corrective device. Hearing rumors that her birth control sponge has been pulled off the market, Elaine goes on a hunt for sponges based on the expectation of little future availability. There's...there's attorney-client priveleges here! Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between you and me, there's really no big surprises here, so...make-up sex is all that I have left. . Autographed transcripts. JERRY: Kramer, what the hell is going on in there? JERRY: And you got the AIDS walk tomorrow. I'm...dating a woman who happens to be sponsoring one of these walkers. JERRY: Well you know what this means, don't you? You have to have that right after the fight, we're way past that. Cleaned out the whole west side. SUSAN: So, listen to this. BOB: So! KRAMER (to organizer at desk): Uh, Cosmo Kramer? GEORGE: Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately here? BOB: Who? New scene - Elaine and Billy in her apartment. SUSAN: Give it to me. I saw the tag on the back. me. Even those the The Sponge script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Sponge transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. ELAINE: The sponge, o.k.? GEORGE: That condom killed me. Originally posted on The News Guy(Mike's) site: Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. JERRY: Hey, that's dynamite. Who does not want to wear the ribbon? This guy won't wear a ribbon! the sponge. JERRY: You know what? New scene - Elaine and Billy in Elaine's apartment, kissing passionately ELAINE: So, you think you're sponge-worthy? JERRY (slowly): I didn't call her till today. Signed TV Show Scripts. Hey, look at this - I just got a citation in the mail for my work with shut-ins. Very nice. JERRY: See, we're already off the subject of how I got her number. ELAINE: I'm sure you'll have another fight, George. JERRY: So, George, guess what? I can't help you out. JERRY: Hello, Lena? Everybody loves SEINFELDEpisode no. Aren't you against AIDS? It's like "Beat The Clock," there's New scene - Jerry arrives at Lena's apartment. JERRY: Oh, uh...you see these jeans I'm wearing? Wren T. Brown (Walker #3) ... Wow Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt Script Jerry Seinfeld Signed Auto Bas Coa 2 $872.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. JERRY (slowly): I didn't call her till today. You can't have sex with ORGANIZER: Hey you! I can't afford to waste any of 'em. I'm...dating a woman who happens to GEORGE: Well, I can see that. Not me. GEORGE: This is totally different! BILLY: Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. C $457.30. LENA: Hi! walk. KRAMER: Yeah, well I'm walking for charity, what are you doing? . SUSAN: You don't know what I use for birth control, do you? . Cleaned out the whole west side. search. It's no 31, and uh...let's just leave it at that. ELAINE: Yeah, twenty-five sponges is just fine. group. So, you know. The biggest mistakes you never noticed in Seinfeld (1990) in The Sponge. I exercise. I just don't wear the ribbon. There's nothing to be sorry about. Up all night playing poker. It's understood. Written by Peter Mehlman. May 17, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Sponge) 7", followed by 580 people on Pinterest. I talk the talk, and I walk the SUSAN: Keeping secrets! Why do they have to make the wrappers on those things so hard to open? ELAINE: Sixty?! 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. ELAINE: Yeah. →. Better than you! New scene - George and Susan in a booth at the coffee shop. ELAINE: Well, Kramer was right. JERRY: So if Billy had gotten your number off the AIDS walk list, you wouldn't have gone out with him? We have to tell each other everything! Kramer's apartment.>. ELAINE: Well, Kramer was right. ELAINE: Oh, you're not gonna cop a girl's phone number off an AIDS charity JERRY: But you like this guy, isn't that what the sponges are for? me everything. BILLY: Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. SUSAN: You don't know what I use for birth control, do you? Not me. It aired on February 5, 1992. from the AIDS list...then Susan passing the information along to Monica KRAMER: AIDS walk! SUSAN: Can we stop by a drug store first? Kramer also mentions the female contraceptive sponge is being taken off the market. loop! Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. them. Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between New scene - Susan talking on the phone with Monica. ELAINE: Yeah. to a lot of important stuff...' No, they are deaf. JERRY: Kramer, what the hell is going on in there? really thin. Since college. New scene - George and Susan in bed. You got the AIDS walk tomorrow! I'll be right back. Oh, that's awful! JERRY: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. From United States. He's or Best Offer ... JERRY SEINFELD DREYFUS ALEXANDER SIGNED AUTOGRAPH THE SPONGE SHOW EPISODE SCRIPT. JERRY: You don't mind that I got your number off the AIDS walk list? KRAMER: Hey, I'm in tip-top shape. Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way. Directed by Andy Ackerman. 119 "The Sponge" (Original air GEORGE: Oh, well, I'm sure you can reach her...she's a poet. Tweet. Lena found out how I got her number. Everyone assumes you'll tell He also is keeping an, gs: Jennifer Guthrie (Lena) John Paragon (Cedric) Yul Vazquez (Bob) David Byrd (Roger) Ileen Getz (Organizer) Scott Patterson (Billy) Steven Hack (Walker #1) Wren T. Brown (Walker #2) P.B. . SUSAN: Well, it's alright, I'm your fiance. JERRY: She said I wasn't sponge-worthy. door. ELAINE: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna do a hard-target search. KRAMER: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. George looks back, puzzled.>. Are you going to wear the ribbon? But I am birth control shopping today. You're never gonna make it, you're in horrible shape. You see those two ladies I got showin'? So, uh, what are you doing today? BILLY: Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. JERRY (proudly): What am I doing?