VOICE FROM POKER GAME: Hey, Kramer - are you in? ELAINE: Off the market? JERRY: It's probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind. Jennifer Guthrie (Lena) KRAMER: Hey, I'm in tip-top shape. JERRY (using Elaine as an example): On the other hand... GEORGE (to Elaine): Thanks again for last night! Susan and I have been together many, many times now, and just between you and me, there's really no big surprises here, so...make-up sex is all that I have left. We are all wearing the ribbon! Billy on the shoulder and gets out of bed.>. LENA: It's o.k.! ELAINE: I wish I could help you, but I can't afford two of 'em. Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs, and that's why they need the glasses? So you really like this guy. work with shut-ins. New scene - George arrives at Jerry's apartment. GEORGE: Would you wait a second? Kramer answers. Reddit. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Hey, Lena Small's on this list. Saved by Meela Dark. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? He's GEORGE: Well, I can see that. Jerry begins dating Melissa (Kathleen McClellan), a woman who is comfortable being naked in his apartment in nonsexual contexts. GEORGE: You never run out, do you? GEORGE: This is totally different! WALKER #2: Hey, Cedric! KRAMER: Yeah, I'm against AIDS. Since college. From shop hollywoodfinds. SUSAN: Well, we're a couple. JERRY: I actually met her a few weeks ago, but...
Uh, did you get any of those sponges? You know How ya doin.' The day that we got Cleaned out the whole west side. KRAMER: Oh, you gotta be kiddin'! LENA: No, not at all. JERRY: You're cut off, you're out of the loop! New scene - Jerry and Lena in Jerry's apartment. Oh my I can't afford to waste It's no 31, and uh...let's Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! JERRY: No depravity! JERRY: Are you out of your mind? George resists.>. GEORGE: Elaine, can I just explain something to you very privately here? New scene - Elaine and Billy in Elaine's apartment, kissing passionately After finding out that her preferred method of birth control is only available in a limited supply, Elaine must decide whether her current boyfriend is "sponge worthy." Yul Vazquez (Bob) GEORGE: Well, you know, I was thinking about what you said before, and...you're and Susan. Kramer screams.>. This is just like your secret bank code. ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment? in a 25-block radius. SUSAN: Well, it's alright, I'm your fiance. ELAINE (signing): Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS. ELAINE: Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve these sponges. David Byrd (Pharmacist) . BILLY: Why not? JERRY: See, we're already off the subject of how I got her number. you. I thought you said everything was fine. Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. . JERRY: Oh, I told him he'd never make it. SUSAN: Come on, George, just tear it open. He got a woman's number off an AIDS walk list. ELAINE: I wish I could help you, but I can't afford two of 'em. Just give me the whole case and I'll be on my way. KRAMER (shows Jerry his winnings): Jerry, ah? I just Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. GEORGE: Make-up sex? I'm gonna go by the rule. ... Wow Seinfeld The Puffy Shirt Script Jerry Seinfeld Signed Auto Bas Coa 2 $872.99 Take 20% Off - Use Code: 20OFF. Is it Do they look scared?! JERRY: Alright, I gotta tell you something, but you cannot tell Susan. water running. . ELAINE (excited): A case! KRAMER (to organizer at desk): Uh, Cosmo Kramer? SUSAN: Why? No, no, no Jerry, don't cut me off! They can't hear. New scene - Elaine and Billy in bed the next morning. Originally posted on The News Guy(Mike's) site: Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 11, 2002. ORGANIZER: But you have to wear an AIDS ribbon. all that I have left. GEORGE: Elaine? the market. George tells Susan the secret of the size of Jerry's jeans and that leads to a fight about all secrets, he tells her another of Jerry's secrets when they make up. JERRY (slowly): I didn't call her till today. JERRY (to Lena): So, let me ask you something - these people eat soup three times a day? Seinfeld Elaine. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! 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