You cannot play with this stuff. TV Announcer: Mermaid Man: Fleet and forceful. [heads to the bank where he kicks in the door] Hahaha! Muh-muh-muh-ma-muh-muh-ma-muh-ma! (SpongeBob & Patrick gasp). I guess he's reconstituted. STOP LAUGHING YOU FOOLS!!!! SpongeBob: No, Patrick! (Patrick gets his wallet out of his pocket). Ernest Borgnine. Man Ray! With Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown, Carolyn Lawrence. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of undersea life. SpongeBob: Well, that's good enough for me. Oh, how I wish to be...good. SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their arch enemy, Reflecto, up to no good. It's tickling my DNA. Man Ray: Frequency rising! Prepare to be eradicated. With the ability to assemble and charge the creatures of the deep. While our heroes relax at Leisure Village, who will watch the Mermalair? Both: Let... Go! We did it! Barnacle Boy: Yeah, yeah, follow me. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. (door opens and he runs). Man-Ray: Ahh!!!!! For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Mermaid Man: By the power of Neptune! SpongeBob SquarePants 219 I'm Your Biggest … 31a SpongeBob: Pat, we've got to use it only when he's bad. SpongeBob: (on-screen) Fort Lox: home to over 5-billion krabby patties. Patrick: What's that smell, SpongeBob? Follow. [chuckles] I'll fake my way through this just like I did in high school. Oh, how I wish to be... good. Man Ray: [Screams in fury. We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. Directed by Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt. Lucinamay 9675. This is the greatest wall of superhero super gadgetry ever! SpongeBob: That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat. 9:09. Man Ray: Yes, yes, really, really. "Squirrel Jokes" Barnacle Boy: Say the oath. Patrick? SpongeBob: Bye, Man Ray! SpongeBob: Nuh. "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" Andrew Overtoom: Written by : Paul Tibbitt, Walt Dohrn, and Merriwether Williams Storyboarded by : Erik Wiese (director) September 14, 2001 () 5571-158: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are packing for vacation. You see someone drop their wallet. The Heroic Barnacles is the forty-third episode of the spin-off series, Absorbent Days, and the third episode of season three. SpongeBob SquarePants 220 Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III. Narrator: Ahh, the Krusty Krab. (points glove at the lady) Gimme all of your... (chuckles again) G-g-gimme all of your... (chuckles again) Give me... (chuckles too much) Ahh! We saved the day! SpongeBob: That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat. SpongeBob: They said not to touch anything and that includes unfreezing a super-villain! SpongeBob: Not so fast, arch-villain. Patrick: Let go of it, SpongeBob! What is it? Barnacle Boy: "I sure hope this … Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, how come he's not chasing us? SpongeBob: Forget about your skin, Patrick. General Not?! You mind as well find somewhere else to play together. 3 years ago | 66K views. What is this... Hahaha... infernal contraption?! Patrick gasps in excitement] Patrick: A Squidward action figure! 9:35. SpongeBob and Patrick: Reporting for duty! We're not supposed to touch anything! Mermaid Man: (both run out the door) Up, up, and away. Patrick: Good, I thought it was my skin. Squidward: Let me guess, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. TV Announcer: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Patrick: Oops! Man Ray: Yes, yes, already! Patrick: Wrong! SpongeBob: He said not to touch anything and that includes unfreezing a super-villain! While our heroes relax at Leisure Village, who will watch the Mermalair? Man Ray: I'll never get out of here wearing this belt! Patrick: Oops. Spongebob gets a hold of Mermaid Man's utility belt and accidentally shrinks all of Bikini Bottom./Ms. (both argue). It aired February 28th, 2020 and was written by Purple133. SpongeBob: Don't play dumb, Man-Ray! [both stop in the invisible boat] SpongeBob: Rehabilitated. SpongeBob: Oh my gosh, Patrick! [Man Ray chuckles] Okay, goodness lesson number two. come on. (both pack their clothes into their bags while FOLD and PACK words come up as they put them in) But wait! Do what I do! The belt is gone, but I still feel its tickle. Patrick: (opens, then closes the boat's door). Patrick, drop the wallet. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV" from season three, which aired on January 21, 2002. SpongeBob SquarePants - S01E12 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Man Ray: You fools! [both pack their clothes into their bags while the words "FOLD" and "PACK" come up] But wait! SpongeBob: It appears to be some sort of prison chamber... [licks the chamber] ...made out of frozen tartar sauce. So long, suckers! Man-Ray: I, the supreme authority of wickedness, I, the evil Man-Ray, command you to release me from this frozen prison at once. We're not supposed to touch that, either. SpongeBob withdraws some money from the bank to buy the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards that are on sale, but keeps on asking for an unscathed bill, so he is kicked out. Barnacle Boy: What a dive. Patrick: Peanuts? Wrong. SpongeBob: What is it, trusted sidekick? SpongeBob: Looks like he's frozen or something. SpongeBob: ManSponge... Patrick: No! SpongeBob, tickle him! TV Announcer: The New Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! 9:13. Patrick: (dressed up as Barnacle Boy) Leaping' Lampreys, Mermaid Man. [The scene change to Squidward and the gang visited Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy] SpongeBob: Mermaid Man! Ow! S2:E 11 MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy III/Squirrel … We need your help! Patrick: Fruh-fruh-fruh-fro-fruh-fruh-fro-fruh-fro... PrincessStarfire1103! [they both argue when Man Ray's eyes start to light up] Unite! This is the transcript for "Toy Story Treats". SpongeBob and Patrick: Loud and clear, trusted boy companion! Mermaid Man: Hold on there, boys! Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. You see someone struggling with a heavy package. Mermaid Man: [turns it off] No, no! This is incredible! And now this town belongs to: Man-Ray! I noticed you were struggling with that package. Evil Man Ray, sir, we can't do that. For Brandon Hoski! [unite sequence succeeds while their rings are united together] Throw a waterball at 'em! SpongeBob: It appears to be some sort of prison chamber... (licks the chamber) ...made out of frozen tartar sauce. SpongeBob: You're the best sidekick ever, Barnacle Boy. Patrick: That makes sense to me. Woo-hoo? Hahaha! He grabs Patrick's head] [Patrick gets his wallet out of his pocket] Okay, goodness lesson number one. Wrong. We join Bikini Bottom's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation. Dirty Bubble: Now that's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Realistic Fish Head: The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Stop giggling or I'll have to... [chuckles again, so everyone else is still chuckling] Stop laughing, you fools! Everyone stand right where you are!! Wow. [they scream as the boat rams through the wall and into a street light] [turns it on and gets all confused] Doy... Duh... The Adventures of Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and SpongeBob! (Man-Ray returns to turn the Orb of Confusion off). SpongeBob finds the belt and can't resist it. (SpongeBob pushes tickle button and Man-Ray laughs). Fish #3/Fish #4 Lori Alan . He and Barnacle Boy leave. SpongeBob: Patrick, I was at work and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and I got this belt, and look! He said the P word. (Man-Ray grabs the aqua-glove off the wall of weapons). [Barnacle Boy comes in] And his young fit servant, Barnacle Boy. SpongeBob: No, you let go! [SpongeBob pushes tickle button and Man Ray laughs] Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man! Isn't it incredible, Patrick? SpongeBob: Doy... [gasps] Man Ray! The picture of goodness. is an action-adventure TV show. [SpongeBob pulls the lever back to "UNFREEZE" Man Ray is unfrozen and falls to the ground] Patrick: Donuts. He plays being Mermaidman for a while and starts touching … Here. Haha. Prolonged exposure to the Orb of Confusion will give you... uh... confusion! [pushes button] I'll tell you what you can do. SpongeBob: Well, uhh, Mr. Take back your wallet, or I'll rip your arms off! (boats drives through the wall and into a street light). SpongeBob: Come, BoyPatrick, while our heroes are away, we will keep evil at bay! List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" from Season 2, which aired on September 14, 2001. [Man Ray takes the Aqua-Glove off the wall of weapons] Umm, we're not supposed to touch that stuff. Squidward: Let me guess, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Man-Ray: Yes, yes already. Patrick: Return what to who? Man-Ray: Out of my way, fools. The Mermalair is the secret hideout of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.The only episodes that the Mermalair appeared in were Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V.However, in the video game, SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, the Mermalair can be seen in much more detail. My 12th O'Hare Video. [Patrick is shown angry and severely injured] Uhh, let's see. Storyboards for Christmas Who? Man-Ray: What? In this episode, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's enemies turn good to keep them retired forever. But wait! Man-Ray: You fools! 3 years ago | 66K views. SpongeBob: Well, that's good enough for me. Barnacle Boy: Now, we want you boys to keep an eye on the place. Man-Ray: Frequency rising. BCDB Rating: "Mermaidman And Barnacleboy III" has not yet received enough votes to be rated. SpongeBob: No. Take this! I don't have a license! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Belt on too hard! The two hero hopefuls long to play with the various gadgets, but are left with the express command to not touch anything.While wandering around the Mermalair, SpongeBob and Patrick find Man Ray, one of Mermaid Man's most fearsome nemeses, encapsulated in a prison of frozen tartar sauce. Just like the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Patrick: Well, that's good enough for me. Dirty Bubble: Now that's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. We'll handle these goons ourselves. Barnacle Boy: Come on, come on, [Mermaid Man turns around.] [shapes hand into a rectangle] Ben Lamantia! [door opens and Man Ray runs] So long, suckers! Mermalair. 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